That's an ORDER, Damn it.

I'm the eldest of four children, one of which likes to be a rebellious pain, and another who throws tantrums that make me want to pull my too-long hair out. I'm 22, sound like I swallowed a dictionary, am a bit of a perfectionist, and enjoy video games...and cleaning when I'm angry. I also have a tendency to remember very random vague details out of nowhere, can pronounce nonexistant words, purr, and spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious without spellcheck. I also love black leather, strong-flavored foods, eating lemons, threatening people with my Masamune, and burning things.

If you have any questions, especially something about my number-crunching, feel free to ask, out-of-character, that is.

I am Missing, after all. I'm not really that sure where I am, but I'm sure it's Hojo's fault.

I expect one of you to track me down. Soon.

You are dismissed.


PS - You would think that being MIA, I wouldn't have so much paperwork to do...