Attention from the Department of Administrative Research

*gently folds his hands in front of him as he sits behind a large mahogany desk* Welcome to the Department of Administrative research, or as we are more lovingly called The Turks. I am their current Commander, Tseng Akera; I look forward with working with you all. While i am a private man those that I am close to I will allow more intimate details of who i am. *hears a bang and a yell from down the hall* Excuse me for a moment... *grab the supersoaker from behind his desk and rushes out into the hall* Reno! get your god damn %#^* back in your office and finish your damn report! don't make me leave you with the SOLDIERS!


OOC thank you all for the invite, this should be fun. a little bit about myself hmm, well i'm 25 and the wife of a Marine, no kids yet though we are trying to start a family. I am prior United States Army, Chemical operations specialist aka i played with $#$ that would kill you in minutes yes the government actually payed me to plot the worlds demise! you will find i'm very strange which that reflects greatly no my portrayal of Tseng. i'm an artist and a writer, lord shinta is my pen name on FF.net and i am the author of Snowday, Life Long forgotten and the crack FFVII/ HP cross over Donum Deae. on da i am both zaraun-shyntrak and iamyouworstnightmare (for art theft hunting and general trolling) I have actually been compared to Genesis as i have a flash point temper and i do like to argue. but generally i am all around a nice person and i like to joke and harass people